CHAPTER
15:
SONS
AND LOVERS
Copyright: Thomas Hoskyns Leonard, Edinburgh. October 2017
During
January 1450, the seven
year old Harry
de Burgogne scampered
into Samuel Hart's apothecary shop on Pack and Saddle Street in
central York in
England,
where he bought two jars of marmalade for himself and a pouch of
liversnout
for his sickly mother. He
was a slender
boy,
turning
sandy-haired, and
assertive in nature.
A
light-hearted conversation ensued.
“Prithee,
dear Samuel,” asked
Harry, in all innocence. “Why does my papa look so different from
myself?”
My,
he's beginning to look like his true father,
realised Samuel. The
thoroughly
ill-matched Lord
Sheridan and Lady Rosamund could well be feeling the
discomforture
already,
and the issue
could cause a dire
rift.
“Because
that is God's way, my son,” Samuel cautiously replied. “He moves
in mysterious ways his strange tricks to perform.”
“But
men do the tricks,” stammered Harry, much too wisely for his age,
Out
of the mouths of babes and sucklings!
concluded
Samuel.
“I
hear that you will be eating supper with my
brother
Jonathan and your
dear
sister
Sylvia tonight.”
Samuel
blithered,
in
quick diversion.
“I hope you beat Jonathan
at chess.”
“I'll
move my silly
pawn forwards three squares,” boasted
Harry,
“and mate his dastardly
king
with my leaping
knight
where it sits.”
A
few days later, Samuel had a chance to talk with Jonathan
when
he
came in to collect a pouch
of St. Jude's
powder
for his moods.
“Harry's
the spitting image of our old
friend
Duncan Cotter,” said Samuel, “who fled to France in
1442
before deserting to the French. What should we tell Harry
as he grows older?”
Jonathan,
a successful advocate in the Archbishop of York's Chancery Court,
stared at an ant on the wall, which he thought resembled a purple
beetle, for several seconds.
“We
don't know that Duncan Cotter was his real name,” he replied, most
professionally.
“The code
Horatio P. was, as I remember, tattooed
on his back. It
is essential that Harry
should never discover the possibility that his real father fights for
the French.”
“In
that case, we could,
at
some appropriate time in the future, advise
Harry
how
he
might try to
decipher
this code, but
I don't think we should tell him anything about Duncan
himself
since
this might
well
create a
disagreeable
situation.”
“Let's
make a pact on that,” agreed
Jonathan, tucking into his bread and marmalade, “but what's that
huge red elephant doing waving
its trunk
outside the shop?”
Duncan
returned slowly to Provence in a wagon, with Bagoas, and
Meg Tuppen, though
their faces seemed very similar to him in his dreaminess.
One
evening they stopped for the night in a meadow by the riverbank near
Maçon. Duncan slept on his blanket in the wagon while Bagoas and
Meg slumbered on the lush turf.
During
the wee small hours, Meg was awoken by the hoot of the
tiny owl
of
Minerva,
who told her to tend to Duncan's needs in the wagon. So Meg climbed
into the large
cart,
followed by Bagoas who mopped Duncan's hot brow.
What
happened next is between Meg, Bagoas, and
the Goddess Athena.
Not to forget the slumbering Duncan, who
awoke, with
a start,
from his sleep and
nodded off again in contented pleasure.
Shame
on you, Meg! And you too, wicked
Bagoas!
When
they arrived at the Château
Carmel in Sephora, pretty
Ruth was there waiting for Duncan and Bagoas with her newly born baby
girl
simpering
in her arms.
Ruth
was appalled by the state of Duncan's face and
encouraged
him to wear a leather executioner's mask which extended from below
his eyes to his chin. However,
she certainly didn't feel repulsed by the rest
of her husband's fine
body.
Ruth
also welcomed Meg into the family. She fully
appreciated
that Bagoas and Meg would soon tie themselves in wedlock. A
ménàge
à
quatre? she
wondered, quite saucily.
What
an enlightened lady I
am!
“Methinks
I'll
delay my sixth child for a few years,” said
Ruth after a couple of weeks. “My midwife thinks that my daily dose
of
destrovium
will take care of that.”
“That
herbal remedy was tried in Scotland, though not fully tested,”
replied Duncan. “The White Witches of Cramond set
their stall by it.”
When
Duncan came home late
one afternoon,
seven months
later,
after
a relaxing walk along the crustacean smattered beach, he discovered
the
unusually
plump
Meg
sitting with
Ruth on the
marital
bed.
In
his confusion, he
wondered whether it was a huge pink
lobster.
“I'm
re-arranging the bolster,” explained Meg, with a smirk.
“Fiddle
faddle!”
exclaimed Duncan, diving like
a swordfish
into the
fluffy feather bed.
A
month after
Bagoas and
Meg's
quiet
wedding
in the Synagogue
Beth Shalom,
out popped Meg's
handsome baby, one Simeon de Frêne.
It
was a difficult breach birth, as Simeon was a mite heavy, but Meg
recovered quickly from her labours. Simeon
was born with a fine head of bushy black hair.
Maybe
he will
be a
knight of high consequence,
wondered Duncan, still in a tizz and
clucking like a hen.
Bagoas
and Meg decided
to live
in Duncan's apartment in the Palace Augustus, and Duncan tried to
visit the dilapidated
mansion
each week. The
ever lonely Count
René
much
appreciated this,
and he kept Duncan up to date with all
the news.
Duncan
grew in confidence when
he wore
his leather face-mask. Although
his facial
injuries
were as
ever
painful,
people liked and admired him.
Following
their grievous defeats in Normandy, the rash English had the temerity
to send several thousand reinforcements across the Trough to
Cherbourg, under the command of Sir Thomas Kyriell.
“Kyriell's
a dead man walking,” said Count René,
with
a wink and a snigger,
“The
French artillery will blow him away.”
“That
is verily
true,” said Duncan, with
a broad grin.
“He's one of Jackanapes' walking dead.”
And
during
May
1450,
the knowledgeable count advised Duncan that Kyriell's
army had been butchered at Formigny.
“Does
that mean that France's wars with England are finally over after
fully 113 years?” asked Duncan, in
glee.
“Unfortunately
not,” replied Good King René.
“We are still faced with several pockets of English
resistance, most notably
in Calais and in Gascony.”
“The
English think that Gascony is their
own country,” opined Duncan, with
a grimace.
“They
certainly do. At least the crass Marquess of Suffolk has met his
sticky death.”
“How?”
asked Duncan, totally intrigued
“The
white-livered starve-lackey
was trying
to escape, in exile, from England to Calais,” explained
the at
times humorous count,
with a chuckle,
“when his ship was intercepted by The
Nicholas of the Tower.”
“I
trust Jackanapes was received with the trust he deserved,”
commented Duncan, tongue in cheek.
“You're
so astute! 'Welcome,
Traitor' is how the Master of the royal
Nicholas
did greet the buffoon.”
“And
they doubtlessly gave the crass leader of men the fair trial he
merited.”
“You
jest, methinks. The lewdest of the crew bade de
la Pole
lay down his head, and took a rusty sword, and smote off
his head with half a dozen strokes.”
“A
fitting reward for his treachery after the Treaty of Tours.”
“But
we set him up, Duncan,” expostulated
the Count,
with a couple
of
shivers
and a snort.
“Jackanapes
didn't really enter into a secret agreement with
us to
return Anjou and Maine to France. It
was I who told the king that he had done
so,
during
our cunning attempt to misguide the people of France.”
“Gad's
zooks!” exclaimed
Duncan. “I
have much to answer for.”
Duncan
fully
appreciated
that he'd
helped put
Jackanapes in
the frame.
He'd
suggested that piece of deceit
while he was conferring with Count René,
in
an intoxicated state,
in the Clovis
et
Clotilde
Inn
in
Tours. But
Duncan
Le Cottier didn't
really
feel
an ounce of remorse.
Duncan's
herb garden in
Sephora
grew and grew, and soon he was selling his gentle remedies all around
the land. His cod-snout
was useful for people who see visions, and his uratrium
for those who suffer from the gout. Duncan also became fabled as a
philosopher of note, and pilgrims to Rome, St.
Michel, or
wherever, visited
his rose garden to hear him.
Duncan
particularly enjoyed quoting from
from Socrates and Plato.
“From
the deepest desires often comes the deadliest hate,” Duncan like
Socrates once
said.
“He
is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth
of nature,” answered
a prosperous pilgrim from Avignon.
“The
only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing,” asserted Duncan,
with a wise smile.
Sometimes
Duncan would say, in deference to Plato, “One of the penalties for
refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed
by your inferiors.”
He
would also defer
to Catherine of Siena.
'If
you are what you should be, you will set the whole world on fire,'
was one of his favourite epithets.
One
of Duncan's admirer's set fire to a scarecrow, only
to be
sent
straight to
the stocks.
Another
lady thought she was married to Jesus Christ.
“You
are in
all
verity,
like Sister Catherine of
Siena,
a Bride of Christ,” agreed
Duncan.
“She
was lost inside a cell within her mind,” replied the fat lady. “I
have the world at my feet.”
During
June
1453, Count René
of Provence came rushing into Duncan's herb garden with some
tumultuous news. “The Ottomans have taken Constantinople.
They
pillaged the great
metropolis
and abused
the girls and boys
over
the Christian altars. Thereupon, Sultan Mehmed the Second marched in
and proclaimed a new society where Moslems, Christians and Jews are
equally acceptable to all. Maybe the whole of Europe will hear a
similar call.”
“What
a shame
that the Catholic church had
sent
so many crusaders to loot and
diminish Constantine's
fine city,” opined
Duncan, “under the pretext of seeking to liberate Jerusalem from
the Moors.”
“Their
follies
will result
in
enormous political consequences,” replied
Count René, clasping
his hands.
“The Venetian fleet will no longer be able to control the Aegean
Sea, and our trade
routes
to the Levant and
along the Silk road may become permanently blocked. Even my marketing
arrangements along the Berber Coast could be affected.”
They're
presumably giving
the greedy
count's
ships short shrift in Tripoli already,
thought Duncan, with a snigger. He
sent the Bey's followers to work as galley slaves for the Ottoman
pirates.
“We
will need to seek new trade routes then,” said
Duncan.
“Perhaps the west
coast of Africa could be better exploited.”
“There
is also a large, fertile island beyond
Greenland which the Viking Eric the Red discovered in AD 1003. Most
of his brutish
followers
interbred
with the more
highly
civilised natives never
to be seen again.”
“That's
right. My friend Aeneas P.
has
written to me about an
ancient
map in the Vatican. The island's almost as large as Europe. Aeneas
calls it Nouveau
Gaulle.
It
may have been first discovered by the Visigoths.”
“We
should certainly explore these possibilities further,” replied the
ubiquitous count, with a nonchalant swish of his riding crop.
“Indeed
we should,” persisted
Duncan, clenching
his fists.
“There it is only
one city or
named place on
the east coast of Nouveau
Gaulle.
It's called Patowmeck and it's near
a large bay and
the mouth of a magical
river.”
“How
exciting,”
concluded the Count,
rubbing
his chin.
“Maybe we
should send ships to trade with the Duke of Patowmeck.”
“The
parchments in
the Vatican
record that visitors should bring no weapons of war or artifacts of
any religious creed, lest the peaceful
inhabitants
of Patowmeck
become frightened out of their wits by them.”
“How
outrageous! That puts another complexion on the entire caboodle.”
During
late 1453,the English army in Gascony was
obliterated by the French, leaving
only
Calais
in the possession of the grasping
English.
When
sixteen year old Seth Liddell heard about that on Soutra Hill,
he was more concerned about the
prospect of
getting whipped by
the
proscriptive Father
Stephanus de Fleming for spilling vinegar all over the crass cleric's
dirty laundry.
Then
lo and behold! Seth heard from Kate Sprat's
that Thomas de Lawedre had resigned his position as Master of the
Hospital
at the
House of the Holy Trinity because of even more dirty laundry.
Consequent
to this momentous event, Father
Le
Fleming summoned Seth into his plush office in the Soutra friary.
Seth
slithered nervously through the door, but he managed to regain his
more assertive composure when he encountered 'the demon of his life'
face to face,
“In
deference to my noble bearing and esteemed
family ancestry,” announced
the pompous, boss-eyed
cleric, taking
a swig of his Soutfast,
“the
Lords and Bishops of Scotland have appointed me to be Master of the
Hospital
on
the Soutra,
until such time that I, too, am consecrated as bishop,”
“How
wondrous!”
exclaimed Seth, rubbing his fresh,
sandy
hair. “That means
you will need to wash your robes more often, and, perchance, your
priestly
face.”
“Enough
of your confounded cheek! Your change in circumstance will be
similarly delightful. You will move your possessions to Meusdenhead
Hall this very evening, so that you may assist me further with my
divinely inspired endeavours,”
“I'll
clean up the
shit after you, I suppose,” replied Seth, with a smirk, “but do
I, in
all verity, have
to tend
to
your
damned,
bleeding
horses?”
Brother
Stephanus thumped
the table with his grossly
deformed
hand.
“How
dare you!” he
exploded,
like
a fraught washer woman.
“Any
more idle chitter-chatter
about horses and I'll take a lash to your bony
legs
and my fist to your loony
head.”
“I
understand perfectly,”
replied Seth, shaking in mirth, “but will I still be permitted to
work with Nurse Sprat in the asylum?”
“Only
if you cook my breakfast first, scrub my smelly clothes in the tub,
and read from Chaucer to me after Vespers.”
“Firkins!”
“You're
as bad as your insolent father, rump-fed
pig that you are!”
As
well as helping Nurse Sprat, and on occasion the
increasingly
zany Hamish
Douglas, in the asylum in the Bronze Age broch, Seth got to assisting
the physician Henri Lustiger in the Soutra Abbey Hospital. The
knowledgeable Seth
thereby began acquiring his expertise in medicine and in surgery.
Consequently, life became
better
for
Duncan Cotter's teenage
son, despite the
Master's insidious attempts at Meusdenhead Hall to treat him worse
than
one of his
grey
stallions.
Bagoas
de Frêne
was promoted to the rank of Capitaine
with
a
variety of
extra
duties in La
Compagnie
de
Marseilles,
However, since France was at peace for the moment, he spent much of
his time lounging
in
his plush armchair twiddling
his thumbs.
Duncan
and Ruth Le Cottier bought Bagoas
and Meg
a pretty inn
on the southern side of the harbour of
Marseilles,
which Meg renamed Le
Soldat de L'Étain.
Meg
staffed
it with dwarfs, both male and female, some
from Italy, since
she thought
they'd appeal to the rich
and curious.
Bagoas
and Meg encouraged the Jewish people of Marseilles to eat and drink
at their inn. Many Jews had left to live elsewhere in Provence
following the repercussions
of the Aragonese
invasion of 1423. However,
the thriving community that
remained contributed to a 'town of learned men and scholars' and, in
close
co-operation
with Count René, maintained excellent trade relations
with
other port cities in Spain and North Africa, and throughout the
Mediterranean as far as the countries of the Levant.
Bagoas
and Meg were also keen to welcome Jewish labourers, porters, tailors
and stone-cutters into their inn, and
employees of the highly successful Jewish soap industry. The de
Frênes' hostelry quickly became a much-fêted meeting place for the
Jewish people of Marseilles, and their benevolence
did
not go unnoticed.
During
March 1455, Duncan met with Count René
to
discuss the dire
political situation in England which
they'd both helped to ferment.
“The
English are threatening to tear themselves apart after
their amusing
débâcle
in France,” explained
Count René,
in
glee, “but
nutty
King
Henry has recovered from his several
mental
collapses,
and my headstrong daughter Margaret, Queen
of England,
has emerged as effective leader of the Lancastrians. I
knew she'd
stir shit
around the
pot!”
“Good
for her! Your
beautiful
daughter
always
had
the capacity to be both aggressive and powerful. Her new born son of
Westminster is clearly giving her renewed inspiration,”
“She
has made herself powerful enough to throw the upstart Richard, Duke
of York, out of the Royal Court, and to build an alliance against
him.”
“I
know that cunning son of a bitch
only
too well.
They should charge him with treason and lop off his head.”
“I'm
sure they will in
due course.
In the meantime, I for the safety of my sweet daughter and brave
grandson do
live in
fearsome
dread.”
In
May, the thirteen
year old
youth Harry
de Burgogne attached himself to the baggage train, as
Richard, Duke of York moved on London with 7000 men while
threatening
to cut Margaret of Anjou up into little pieces and eat her for
supper,
Harry's
older
brother
Sir Percival de Burgoyne was one of the rebellious duke's most
faithful
knights. While
Harry's natural
father
was the thus named Chevalier Duncan Le Cottier of Marseilles, Harry
had never
an
inkling of that
potential
inconvenience. He
was sad that the evil Sir Percival was related to himself at all, but
somehow felt, in tentative terms, that he had a duty to serve the
duke 'in the cause of freedom'.
The
duke's forces set up camp in Keyfield near St. Albans. However,
the
Duke of Buckingham's
Lancastrian forces were only only 2000 strong. The
elderly duke
placed his meagre troops along the Tonman Ditch and at the bars of
two adjacent lanes.
Harry
de Bourgogne sidled up to the imperious
Richard of York as
the heralds began to move to
and fro
between the rival camps.
The
duke tousled Harry'
s
sandy hair, smiled benignly, and howled, “All I want is the head
and
guts of
blasted Somerset!”
When
the Duke of York scrawled
a message to King Henry on a piece of parchment, young Harry caught a
snippet. It read: ...surrender
to us such as we will accuse, and not to resist til we have him which
deserves best.
A
Yorkist
herald, who Harry thought resembled an enormous newt, agreed,
somewhat hesitantly, to deliver the message to King Henry Plantagenet
himself.
Richard
gratefully nibbled one of Harry's oatcakes
whilst they and the rebellious knights waited in eager anticipation
of the reply from the king.
After
a half hour, the King's Herald
rode up waving the banner of St. George and wearing the
Fleur-de-Lis.
“His
Gracious Majesty, King Henry of England and France declines to
further address the issue of the worthy Duke of Somerset”,
announced
the homely herald, loud
and clear, “and
he begs me to read you, Richard
of York,
the following message: by
the faith that I owe it to St. Edward and the crown of England, I
shall destroy every mother's son and they should be hanged, and drawn
and quartered.”
“Gad's
budlikins!”
howled the enormous duke.
“I'll burn the Lancastrian's hides
off their
ugly
backs.”
Perhaps
the worthy Duke is not as Christian as the king
himself after
all,
wondered Harry. Maybe
my
brother Percy
is not on the right side of this dynastic struggle, in
God's eyes at least.
“After
my successes as
Viceroy of
Ireland,
King
Henry should realise that I represent the poor and
ordinary
people of our
lands!”
raved Duke Richard. “I also
support
the popular grievances recorded in Jack Cade's manifesto The
Complaint of the Poor
Commons
of Kent.
The crown perverts justice to
this
very day, extorts money from innocent people, and rigs our
elections
to the legislature. But the impoverished peasants will overcome the
privileged landowners. I am their representative before Christ Jesus
himself.”
That's
complete bullshit! realised
Harry, an intelligent lad. Duke
Richard is the richest landowner in England and Wales, and
he's exploiting
Ireland to the full.
He can hardly lead himself against himself. Yes, that's the right
word! Misleading
'propaganda'
for the peasants and
fighting soldiers.
That's what it
is!
The
Yorkists wasted several hours waiting for a more favourable response
from the king, while wondering whether loopy
Henry
was even receiving the letters of negotiation. Harry spent the time
chatting with his much
older
brother
Sir Percival de Burgogne, and playing cards with the Duke of York and
two of his close
companions. However, when
Harry trumped
the duke's
Jack of Spades,
Richard
became exasperated at losing too many consecutive hands, threw his
cards in the air, and ordered a sudden attack.
The
King's men were still anticipating
a peaceful conclusion,
and they were totally taken aback by the onslaught from
out
of nowhere. There followed two Yorkist assaults down the narrow
streets of St. Albans. These were,
however, bravely resisted by the King's troopers behind the
barricades near
St. Peter's Church,
with
many
Yorkist
casualties, leaving Sir Percival de Burgogne reeling in shock.
When
Sir Percival retreated in
haste with
ants in his pants,
he ran into a Yorkist
reserve force which was commanded by the testy
Earl
of Warwick. Sir Percival's stripling
brother
Harry was holding the smarmy
earl's hand and chattering to him intently.
“But
I've visited St. Alban's before,” insisted Harry. “Why don't you
sneak down Pig Lane, cut across the Mulberry gardens,
and hurtle down Fishpool
Street? If my memory serves me correct, that will take you straight
onto the market square.”
Despite
Harry's lack of totally
accurate recall, the Earl of Warwick and his reserve forces contrived
to
emerge
onto
the market square while bypassing the city's defences, with
sprightly Harry following swiftly behind.
The
main body of the King's troops were resting and
chattering in
the square,
by
and large helmet-less.
The ruthless Warwick charged immediately
with his knights
and troopers,
and
routed the Lancastrians, whilst blood and shit bespoiled his
countrymen's
broken bones and
much-torn flesh.
Thus
started further unspeakable
horror:
Edmund
Beaufort was
the
second
Duke of Somerset to
wield a blade in
anger; he
was
the
erstwhile commander of the Lancastrians despite
his self-slain,
traitorous father's
grudging alliance
in
France
with
Richard
of York. Edmund had
been sheltering in the Castle Inn, chatting
and
jesting
with
the king. Finally pulling his lazy
finger
out,
Edmund
emerged onto the main street brandishing his sword, charged over the
dead bodies of his own troops, and slew several Yorkists in the same
fit of anger.
At
that, Sir Percival de Burgogne ran up wielding his sword Colada,
and slit Beaufort's body wide open from his crutch to his chest,
while young Harry gasped in gut-wrenching horror. Horror at both the
effect of the foul deed and at the nemesis who perpetrated it.
The
motley-minded Earl of Northumberland tried to achieve the safety of
the Castle Inn, only to be hacked to
death, without even receiving the chance to down
a last beer. After
chopping off Northumberland's drinking hand, Sir Percival de Burgogne
chased
the colourful Lord Clifford of Skipton around
a tree while Clifford's saucy lads tried
to protect their
generous patron.
When
the
bold knight of
York
slit the Lord of Skipton's
throat, the saucy lads jumped into the tree to avoid injury
and death.
Sir
Percival leapt in the air, and chopped off the toe
of an unfortunate boy
from Manchester.
A youth from Luton
Hoo
tried
to stick a dagger into the Yorkist knight's squat
nozzle.
Sir Percival took a swing at the
youth's
crotch but only succeeded in cutting a branch clean off the tree.
The
brutish,
twenty-five
year old Earl
of Warwick hadn't
drawn
the curtain on
his first
day in the limelight
yet. He ordered his archers to shoot at the men, outside
and inside
the Castle Inn,
who
were
protecting the king. After
several were killed, the Lancastrians manning the barricades realised
that their game was up. They abandoned their positions and fled
straight out of town.
During
the lull that followed, the
eagle-eyed Harry
de Burgogne saw
a hunched figure crawling on its
hands
and knees away from the Castle
Inn
and into a deserted tanner's shop. Feeling inquisitive, Harry crept
stealthily over to the shop, and slithered in.
The
noble King Henry Plantagenet
of England, the half-French son of the victor at Agincourt and Queen
Catherine
of Valois,
was lying on the ground with a flesh wound from a stray arrow in his
side.
Still
in his early thirties, he bore the pockmarks of a troubled life, and
Harry saw in his eyes the look
of a disordered man whose ancestors had been disadvantaged
for several generations before him.
“Why
were
you chosen to be
the king?” asked Harry, pouring his liege a mug of tepid
water.
“Because
I am the son of a valiant
king,
whose errant
father
seized
the crown from the rightful king, the
dear,
starving Richard of England,”
groaned
Henry, gulping his harmful
water like
an
oaf, “and
they treat me as badly
as they did
the majestically
peaceful
King
Richard
himself.”
“Won't
your son, the
noble
Prince
of Wales,
be king?” asked Harry, with
a courteous smile,
“If
my valiant queen, Margaret of Anjou, protects the right,” moaned
Henry, “I am too weak in body and head, but she will persuade the
good lords
to follow her to
righteous victory to the Yorkists'
dread.”
At
that, the
massive frame of Richard,
Duke of York crashed
through the door of
the tanner's
shop.
“I
will escort you back to London, Your Royal Majesty,” snarled
the treacherous duke,
with a sardonic grin. “There, your queen will be reduced to tending
to your wounds and your broken mind, while I rule the roost as Lord
Protector of England. Margaret
of Anjou will learn to hate me until the day she departs this land.”
King
Henry stared into Duke Richard's eyes.
“They
may let you be Lord Protector if
they keep their
heads in the mire,”
he majestically
replied,
“but you'll ne'er make king, you apish fool. You're too
sodden-witted for that.”
“And
you'd ne'er
make under-skinker!” howled the duke, slapping the king's
golden-blooded face before giving him a back-hander across his
imperious chin.
What
a cruel man!
agonized Harry de Burgogne.
“Go
take a bath oiled in vitriol,
foul
Duke of York!”
yelled the
inquisitive lad,
as he ran willy nilly out of the tanner's shop.
What
an
abrasive urchin!
thought
Duke Richard. Cecylle
would adore him. I'll
invite
him to Ludlow Castle to be her page.
Duncan
Le Cottier heard about the vindictive
Yorkist
massacre of
the Lancastrians
at St. Albans while he was relaxing in his rose garden in
Sephora.
His
little baby
girl
was
playing at his
feet while her twin brothers fought over a ball of thread.
“That
is, in all verity, dreadful news, mon
capitaine,”
agreed
Duncan,
with
a tug on his leather face mask.
“My heart is now with poor King Henry, bold Queen Margaret, and the
honest people of England as they continue their struggle against the
fiendish tyrant of Yorkshire. I hope that no son or
lover
of mine would e'er wear
Duke
Richard's
white rose.”
“It
seems that the
wars in Europe flitter hither and thither,” opined Bagoas de Frêne.
“If it's peace in one country then it's war in another. Does His
Holiness the Pope cast a spell in the Vatican, I
wonder?”
“Maybe
the mass killing of uneducated soldiers
and peasants is part of a divinely inspired plot to control
hereditary talent and character,” replied Duncan, tilting his head.
“That's
too far fetched for me. I think that it's the financial and economic
pressures which cause wars.”
“Perhaps
you're right. Oh,
would that I could live in an
Atlantis where
there was no money, and everybody survived
according to their needs rather than their acquisitions.”
“Perhaps
that city of joy was really like that in ancient times.”
“Maybe
that's why the gods
destroyed our
Nouveau
Jerusalem, that wondrous city in time.”
“At
least we live in peace in France after 116 years of intermittent
war.”
Duncan
began to nod off, but roused himself.
“But
I have a son in Yorkshire,” he exclaimed, in fright. “His name is
Harry
de Burgogne. He's growing into a man and they'll soon be giving him
his
horse and his
lance.”
“Perhaps
you should write to him to express your grave
concerns
about the dastardly Duke of York,” suggested
Bagoas, with a wise tilt of his head,
“He
wouldn't know me from Adam, and maybe I'd prefer to leave it that
way,”
“Do
you have any other sons?” stumbled
Bagoas.
“Apart from our three darling
boys here in Sephora, I mean.”
“Methinks
I perchance
do not,” replied
Duncan, as Bagoas bit his tongue,
“though I sometimes dream about mystical children called Seth and
Sansa whilst they dance through the sheep on the Soutra.”
At
that, Bagoas gave Duncan a quizzical look and a sweet kiss on his
smooth
forehead.
In
July
1455,
Lady Rosamund de Burgogne was delighted to receive a visit at Crécy
House from none other than the Duchess Cecylle of York, the elegant
wife of Duke Richard. The duchess was accompanied by her twelve
year old son Edmund, Earl
of Rutland, a handsome, athletic lad with dark brown hair.
“I've
been spending more and more time in Ludlow Castle while
Richard is in London,”
purred the graceful Cecylle, “but I simply have to come
to
wonderful York for the shopping. Shropshire can be so horribly
boring.”
“Do
you visit Harlech?” asked Lady Rosamund, offering her guests warm
mugs
of
mead.
“Yes,
but the Welsh speak an immensely strange, melodic
language. It's quite different from French.”
The
two fine ladies continued to chatter on the verandah, whilst Edmund
went off into the woods with young Harry de Burgogne. Edmund planned
to return there
frequently,
since he cherished his friendship with wise
Harry,
even
though the older youth was none
too
keen to leap o'er the streams or climb the trees. When
they reached the witches' grove, they cut
their wrists, exchanged
blood, and
kissed.
When
Harry returned to the verandah, the Lady Cecylle was about to leave.
“My
husband has
taken a liking to
you, assertive
lad that you are,” she said, “and
I was wondering whether you would like to be my page in
Ludlow Castle and in fair London?
You
could run messages for me and cut my pretty toenails with silver
scissors.”
Harry
frowned and grimaced. “I must respectfully decline your kind and
generous offer, Your Grace, since I wish to pursue my education in
York and not to travel to the capital
city of this nation's foul disgrace.”
“How
could you, Harry!” howled Lady Rosamund, in a frantic tizz. “Go
to the dark
and dingy attic
immediately. You're on bread and ale for a full fortnight! And
what will your whipping boy have to say between his whines?”
But
Earl Edmund held Harry's hand, and pulled him to his side.
“Nobly
said, sweet brother. The wicked
affairs of this nation should no man continue to tolerate until
such time as the lords their vengeful behaviour do abate.”
“Well
recited, dear son,” responded the Duchess Cecylle, in her piety. “I
thank sweet Harry for his honesty, and will pray for his future
fortitude.”
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